dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then 

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princesstoaster:

*sends nudes*

reply: your room is messy

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foreveralone-lyguy:

One time my friend was drowning and the lifeguard told him “swim over to me”

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apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

1. im a fucking piece of shit
2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all

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